do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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