summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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