Your tits are I can't wait for
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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