i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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