perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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