would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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