i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
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I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
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Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
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