Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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