Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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