is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
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Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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