His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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