I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
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Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
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We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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