Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
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I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
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I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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