One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i just google imaged poop.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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