Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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