5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
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Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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