their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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