Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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