how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
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this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
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I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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