So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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