they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
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She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
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Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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