I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
She bit a glass in half.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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