1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
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Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
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So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter