Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
im calling her cock vulture from now on
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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