is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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