Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Houston, we have a squirter
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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