I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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