K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
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Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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