i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
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Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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