i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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