If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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