It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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