just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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