Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
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Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
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I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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