You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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