By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
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Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
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Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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