so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
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I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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