You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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