I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
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Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Sorry my hands just texted you
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
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Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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