New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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