Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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