My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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