also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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