My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Randomize
