he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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