Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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