Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
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If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
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Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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