You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I'm really busy with my period
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