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ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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