We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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