Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Do plants get herpes?
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