I am puke
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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