I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Apparently you make a good broom.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
well you can't waste a boner
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Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
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Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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