that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
