Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
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He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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