I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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