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she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
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He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
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In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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