quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
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