What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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