i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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